My Love for You Is a Monotonically Increasing…

November 13, 2010 at 09:30 (mathematics, silly)

Just now I ran across a funny question over at Yahoo! Answers on mathematical pick-up lines, and I decided to pick out a few favourites (taken from Y!A and elsewhere):

  • My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function. (I think in order to see this as funny you have to imagine somebody saying it with feeling.)
  • Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
  • I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
  • I wish I were your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.

Also worthy of mention:

  • Your lab bench, or mine?
  • Your mama’s so fat she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself.
  • I’m a fermata… hold me.

Last but not least, there is this gem:

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A Model for Everything

November 1, 2010 at 06:56 (silly)

Let f(x) be a function of interest. Then we can find a model ∀x: f(x) ≈ 0 ± G where G is Graham’s number. I think this model will prove useful in many branches of science!

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Pango Silliness

September 24, 2010 at 17:50 (silly)

Next time you need to buy your friend a birthday present, save money by getting them a deluxe 0-sized Pango board!

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