Microwave Design

October 5, 2010 at 01:48 (rant)

This is how a microwave should work: If you press 2, then 3, then 5, then start, it should start counting down from 2:35 while heating your food. Pressing the number 2 should not make the microwave automatically start counting down from 2:00. Whoever designed such microwaves should be forced to [censored by internet monkeys] while a gang of midgets [censored by internet monkeys] by a unicorn with [censored by internet monkeys] helplessly and [censored by internet monkeys] just for good measure.